It is so fitting (even if his clothes are not) that this guy penned A Classical Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue:
He looks like he may have had quite the vulgar tongue himself. He likely would have been welcome at The Dirty Spank, but Bambi says that one wrong word and she would have unscrewed her peg leg and reduced the fat, vulgar sonofabitch to nothing but a heap of a steaming, bloody mess on the street for the street sweepers to gawk at and step over. Then she added that those fucking street sweepers never do their job. We love Bambi. We really do.
He looks like he may have had quite the vulgar tongue himself. He likely would have been welcome at The Dirty Spank, but Bambi says that one wrong word and she would have unscrewed her peg leg and reduced the fat, vulgar sonofabitch to nothing but a heap of a steaming, bloody mess on the street for the street sweepers to gawk at and step over. Then she added that those fucking street sweepers never do their job. We love Bambi. We really do.
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